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Monday, February 20, 2006

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It is being reported both Time and Newsweek have their heaviest hitters writing about the Cheney shooting and both are giving the story top billing with pictures of Cheney and the headlines "Cheney's Secret World" and "Sticking to his Guns".

The same story also reports that, on a CNN panel over the weekend, reporters opined that the American public perceives them as "whining" because the President's administration has successfully made them "look awful" in the context of their "hard-hitting" reporting of the story.

They believe the President is exploiting this incident to drive a wedge between the public and the media.

O, sure, because up until now we've been so in love with big media . . .

Of course if we hadn't discovered it drunk in the closet at the frat party last weekend letting itself get felt up by some strange AF-wearing tool,

it would be easier to forgive big media now.

But those bridges have been burned.

And they need to get back to more important things . . .

like hinting about some secret conspiracy regarding Bush's strange silence on Iran's revamped nuclear program or his war-mongering imperialistic attempts to conquer all of the Middle East so he can install himself as the Grand High Poobah of Abu Dhabi when his final term expires in a couple of years and he can force evil Western human rights values on them all. All for the oil.

Just please give it a rest already.

The guy was a lawyer. In Texas. It's a wonder he made it that long without being shot.


Ah well, its a Monday morning and I'm a little bitter about that. Can you tell?

2 Comments:

Blogger None said...

That made me giggle in class.

2/20/2006 7:30 AM  
Blogger Moonlighting in Misery said...

Did you do the "cover and cough" thing?

2/20/2006 7:35 AM  

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