Another Great from Prof. Wills&Trusts

Spoken in class at 8:00 a.m. on Monday:

Professor: Today and tomorrow the Texas Tech Law Partners organization will be selling carnations at a table out in front of the forum! They are only $1.25 each or 10 for just $10! What a great bargain!! Everyone should make sure and get one for their partner!!

Clueless Student: But I don't have a partner.

Professor: Then that is something I suggest you work on.