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Thursday, September 21, 2006

Do They Know Me? Part III: The Homecoming Queen

My name:
[Homecoming Queen] (No. I'm Mr. Misery. We're getting our nicknames mixed up here.)

Who is the love of my life:
Jeremy (Hmm. Now don't quote me on this . . . but I'm pretty sure I've never dated a "Jeremy." I've dated a "Jana." I met her while she was working as a beer tub girl in a dance club and she could be a little crude and masculine at times but I'm pretty sure she only had girl parts. If she did have guy parts, I'm not sure where she hid them in those short tight jean shorts she liked to wear. But, no, don't think Jeremy is the love of my life. I think she's just trying to start rumors.)

Where did we meet:
He used to be my ex's supervisor and friend. we all used to hang out on the weekends. his girlfriend (at the time) hung out too. within 2 years, jeremy and i were both single and hadn't seen or spoken to eachother in a long time. he called mark (my ex) and got my number.

(Oh, wait! I thought we were supposed to be talking about me!! I didn't know this was going to be an exposition on her love life. But, please, go on . . . )

Take a stab at my middle name:
#&%!? . . . sounds good, but honestly, i can't remember it! (She actually got it! And I'm not going to post it here. We dated, but it would probably be more accurate to say we just let our hormones rage alot. I'm not sure how much "dating" actually went on. Crazy teenagers!! In any case, I'm surprised she was actually paying attention . . .)

How long have you known me:
since we dated in high school (She did teach me early on that "porno tongue" is not--contrary to what you'd think is obvious from the name--it is not really a turn on.)

When is the last time that we saw each other:
at your lovely wedding...mark and i rode in the first and only time so far.

(Okay, readers, I must ask: Did I commit a Wedding Foul by inviting her to my nuptials? Mrs. Misery thinks so since I wouldn't let her invite some boy she slept with. But I think the obvious difference--and where you draw the line--is that he saw Mrs. Misery naked. All [Homecoming Queen] and I ever did was make-out. Alot. But I didn't see her naked, she didn't see me naked. So I think it was all good.)

Do I smoke:
i don't think so...?

Do I drink:
maybe on occasion...not sure

What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me:
I thought you were such a talented actor...i believe it was during the crucible (Why I went to Law School: So I wouldn't spend the rest of my life in middle management daydreaming about when I was a bigshot in high school. I knew it would happen as I would reminisce about how [Homecoming Queen] and her friend would take turns rubbing my shoulders and shaved head during rehearsals because I was Mr. Leading Man--or something like that. Wow! I can't believe how really pathetic that sounds now. Thank God I'm in Law School where the egos are just as big, the paychecks just as small, but at least we're bragging about the future and not the past!!!)

Do I have any siblings:

What's one of my favorite things to do:
i don't know anymore

Am I funny: i recall

What's my favorite type of music:
you used to like Harry Connick Jr (Harry Connick Jr. is a musical god!!! I went to my first concerts when i was 13 years old: one was the rapper Candyman, and the other . . . Harry Connick Jr.)

What is the best feature about me:
Your smile (Thank God someone finally said something other than "he's nice.")

Am I shy or outgoing:
outgoing, i think...maybe a little shy

Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
a bit of a rebel

Do I have any special talents:

Have you ever hugged me:

Do you miss you think i miss you: both

What is my favorite food:

If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:
hmmm...i do not have a tallent for nicknames

What's your favorite memory of me:
the homecumming dance (Bad Spelling? Freudian Slip? I'm not even going to touch this one!!)


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