For too long people have been telling you that you're a failure just because you fail . . .

Don't let all that negativity get you down. Failure is a humanitarian response.

If you don't fail, someone else has to. Each time you fail, you give them a chance to succeed. You're a nice guy.

Remember, if at first you don't succeed, you may have found a lifestyle you can live with.

-- From Well, Duh! Daily Calendar, April 13, 2005