"Well, I'm a lawyer, yes, that is what I do . . . but that is not the brush I like to painted with"

This guy must be a lawyer. There is really no other explanation for a mind as demented as this.

Thanks to Being Awesome for posting the link.

Note: Check out the direction on page 3 of the document that reads: "All skirts no lower than 2 inches below the knee (Unless its for Church)." Have you ever gone to church and wondered what kind of sickos may be sitting beside you looking all prim and proper but are completely and utterly depraved underneath the suit? Thank God I'm not responsible for judging people!

P.S. Don't forget about the "little experiment" below.