Baby Shopping

Mrs. Misery and I spent an exciting Saturday evening registering for baby stuff.

But before we were done, I added a large box of Trojan condoms to the list.

I thought it was funny. I believe most people will get the joke. And even if some smartass decides to buy them . . . I figure after the birth I'll need them again, anyways. Right??

She didn't agree.

She just gave me the icy look of death . . .

Which makes me think--

Maybe I won't be needing them after the baby gets here.

And that makes me sad.