Fun With Voir Dire

During voir dire for a criminal trial in which the defendant has been charged with the intentional assault of his wife . . .

Defense Attorney: Uh, uh, uhm . . . Mrs. Rogers -

Prospective Juror: Roberts.

Defense Attorney: Sorry, Roberts. Mrs. -- uh -- Roberts, have you ever accidentally done something on purpose that you didn't mean to do?

Prospective Juror: Well, nothing that would put me in your client's chair.

This from the mouth of a St. Mary's grad . . . Sorry, St. Mary's.