Friday Spies ©: In Lieu of Actual Content Edition

A Message from Begging the Question:

"In case you're wondering, yes, we do consider it our fate to wander the Earth like Caine from 'Kung Fu,' doling out insipid questions so we'll have something to blog about. This week's wisdom, channelled via meditation from Master Po:"

1. What's your favorite season?

Football season.

There's Baseball Season and there's Football Season and then there's little time between February and April where there is nothing, least I don't think there is . . .

So, Football Season.

2. Do you have a green thumb?

Ha ha. I can't wait to read some of the answers to this question on other blogs.


3. What is your favorite sport to watch? What is your favorite sport to play? Do you have a sports hero?

Football. (But there is nothing like going to a ML baseball game).

To play? Hmm. Does bowling count? If not, then football-- though I haven't played in a long time. Oh, or golf (though I don't know if you'd call what I do "playing").

Sports Hero: the amazing John Elway. He is a football god.

4. Which would you rather be: Mayor, Governor, Senator, or President?

None of the above. Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court.

That's where the power is, my friends . . . (but remember: "ConLaw" is still short for nothing). Someday little law students everywhere will be reading my run-on sentences and convoluted thoughts and they won't be logging onto a computer somewhere to subject themselves to the pain that is this blog like you are right now.

And it will all begin with: "Opinion by: Misery, J."

5. What are ten must-own items for single men and single women?

Men:
1. A good dog.
2. A microwave.
3. "Protection."
4. Caller I.D.
5. A nice pair of dress shoes.
6. C'mon, guys -- a decent suit.
7. A maid. (or a very loving mother)
8. Scented Candles (to cover up the smell of a single man living alone with a dog)
9. A car
10. "The Notebook" on dvd. (so she'll think you might actually be interested in more than what she looks like naked, read the following:

Misery: You go home with a guy, he pulls out The Notebook and pops it in . . . what do you think?
Friend: That he is so sweet and I would want to sit there and cuddle with him all night.
Misery: Exactly.

'Nuff said.)

Women:
1. A good man.
2. A good man.
3. A good man.
4. A good man.
5. A good man.
6. A good man.
7. A good man.
8. A good man.
9. A good man.
10. A good dog.

Ladies, for anything else you might desire . . . see items 1-9. Own any of those and you'll get the rest as well.