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The Coalition of Second Year Law Review Members that are Tired of Being Tricked, Swindled, and Otherwise Unfairly and Unjustly Persuaded into Spending Every Minute of our Free Time at School Instead of at the Bar or on the Golf Course or Anywhere Else We Want to Be
Founded during the tense afternoon hours of January 24, 2006, this esteemed organization is the brain-child of the extremely capable (read: as disgruntled as I) T.S. The resume of its founder is typical of most law students.
Bargaining on his ability to excel at whatever task to which he sets his mind, T.S. assumed the fact he could drink most of his friends under the table would bode well for Law School. He worked hard throughout his first year and naively believed his reward lay in the offer of a position on Texas Tech's Law Review.
Unfortunately for T.S., it would be six months before he would come to realize this Law Review was merely another level of the propagation of the “give it your best shot, and it may pay off” attitude.
This attitude, deftly instilled in every potential attorney, has an intoxicating affect on the central nervous system. It dulls the senses while creating in us a behavior analogous to that of a mental patient locked in a padded room continually running into the walls only to be knocked to the floor with a flacid determination to get up and try it again.
This is a dangerous attitude and, when fully developed, undoubtedly leads to the dreaded and very deadly silent killer recently named, "Existential Disappointment."
In order to combat this phenomena, T.S. has announced the organization of the TCSYLRMTBTSOUUPSEMFTSIBGCAEWWB.
The TCSYLRMTBTSOUUPSEMFTSIBGCAEWWB, for those interested at this point, has "no dues, no meetings, and no other requirements of any kind whatsoever," with -- I assume -- the exception of those impromptu gatherings at the bars, golf courses, or anywhere else we want to be.
As the self-appointed apostle of the TCSYLRMTBTSOUUPSEMFTSIBGCAEWWB I have taken it upon myself to spread the word of its founder and to apply it to a wider populace -- namely, those law students NOT second year law review members suffering from the same disease.
It is for this reason I am announcing the collectivization of a TCSYLRMTBTSOUUPSEMFTSIBGCAEWWB subsidiary, here after to be known as
The Coalition of OneL's, TwoL's, ThreeL's, and PreL's that are Tired of Being Tricked, Swindled, and Otherwise Unfairly and Unjustly Persuaded into Spending Every Minute of our Free Time at School Instead of at the Bar or on the Golf Course or Anywhere Else We Want to Be
A.K.A. TCOTTPTBTSOUUPSEMFTSIBGCAEWWB.
Now go. And spread the word.
The Coalition of Second Year Law Review Members that are Tired of Being Tricked, Swindled, and Otherwise Unfairly and Unjustly Persuaded into Spending Every Minute of our Free Time at School Instead of at the Bar or on the Golf Course or Anywhere Else We Want to Be
Founded during the tense afternoon hours of January 24, 2006, this esteemed organization is the brain-child of the extremely capable (read: as disgruntled as I) T.S. The resume of its founder is typical of most law students.
Bargaining on his ability to excel at whatever task to which he sets his mind, T.S. assumed the fact he could drink most of his friends under the table would bode well for Law School. He worked hard throughout his first year and naively believed his reward lay in the offer of a position on Texas Tech's Law Review.
Unfortunately for T.S., it would be six months before he would come to realize this Law Review was merely another level of the propagation of the “give it your best shot, and it may pay off” attitude.
This attitude, deftly instilled in every potential attorney, has an intoxicating affect on the central nervous system. It dulls the senses while creating in us a behavior analogous to that of a mental patient locked in a padded room continually running into the walls only to be knocked to the floor with a flacid determination to get up and try it again.
This is a dangerous attitude and, when fully developed, undoubtedly leads to the dreaded and very deadly silent killer recently named, "Existential Disappointment."
In order to combat this phenomena, T.S. has announced the organization of the TCSYLRMTBTSOUUPSEMFTSIBGCAEWWB.
The TCSYLRMTBTSOUUPSEMFTSIBGCAEWWB, for those interested at this point, has "no dues, no meetings, and no other requirements of any kind whatsoever," with -- I assume -- the exception of those impromptu gatherings at the bars, golf courses, or anywhere else we want to be.
As the self-appointed apostle of the TCSYLRMTBTSOUUPSEMFTSIBGCAEWWB I have taken it upon myself to spread the word of its founder and to apply it to a wider populace -- namely, those law students NOT second year law review members suffering from the same disease.
It is for this reason I am announcing the collectivization of a TCSYLRMTBTSOUUPSEMFTSIBGCAEWWB subsidiary, here after to be known as
The Coalition of OneL's, TwoL's, ThreeL's, and PreL's that are Tired of Being Tricked, Swindled, and Otherwise Unfairly and Unjustly Persuaded into Spending Every Minute of our Free Time at School Instead of at the Bar or on the Golf Course or Anywhere Else We Want to Be
A.K.A. TCOTTPTBTSOUUPSEMFTSIBGCAEWWB.
Now go. And spread the word.
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