I'm a Traveling Man . . .

and I've seen a lot of places all over the wooooorld.

Mrs. Misery has landed at BWI and will be heading over here to my office shortly.

Upon her arrival I have been granted a reprieve from my responsibilities for the remainder of the day . . .

And so, after taking her to see the Constitution, Declaration, Bill of Rights, and Magna Carta at the Archives

And having a giant egg roll from one of the street vendors

We will hop on a train at Union Station and head up to Philly for the weekend!

We are staying at the Comfort Inn Downtown which, even being a Comfort Inn, will still cost me about $170/night.

But don't call asking for Mr. Misery. Or try to come so you can get a picture or anything. Or an autograph on your left breast. (Which would be completely inappropriate in front of Mrs. Misery, please . . .) We will be staying under an assumed name, I'm sorry.

And, ever the true geek, I will bring my laptop and a movie for our viewing pleasure. National Treasure, to be exact. So that we can now, y'know, truly live in the movie.